May 21st, 2013 at 11:59PM
the-sofa: asktheravenclan: 64memories: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE ((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?)) (( Because that would be rude.))

the-sofa:

asktheravenclan:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

((Stupid question coming from an American, but why don’t the robbers just run?))

(( Because that would be rude.))

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:57PM

theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:57PM

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:53PM

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:52PM

mybunnynietzsche:

kirakirahanabi:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points

and then there was umbridge

UMBRIDGE

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:52PM
jocelynisunderconstruction: silenthill: leonmcgann: -annoying: i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks she looks so happy nature is amazing they’re so pleasant in their natural habitat

jocelynisunderconstruction:

silenthill:

leonmcgann:

-annoying:

i took a picture of a white girl taking a picture of her starbucks

she looks so happy

nature is amazing

they’re so pleasant in their natural habitat

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:47PM
thatashhole: facepalmx2combo: i present to you nicolas minaj Tears are actually streaming my face right now.

thatashhole:

facepalmx2combo:

i present to you

nicolas minaj

Tears are actually streaming my face right now.

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:46PM

those kids who feel the need to say “cha cha cha” during happy birthday

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:42PM

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:40PM

karcricket:

zombiedogdoes:

All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…  

—-

-STARKING-

King of the galaxy

Where is your pokemon god now?!

OH SNAP

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:40PM

pureorangeness:

westbor0baptistchurch:

rnachamp:

is swag an emotion

no patrick swag is not an emotion

image

image

yolo is not an emotion either

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:39PM

When you’re hungry and mom brings pizza

pre-evolvedbear:

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:38PM

termsofenragement:

Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:36PM
the-ginger-rihanna: 4gifs: Black hole consumes a star If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.

the-ginger-rihanna:

4gifs:

Black hole consumes a star

If you aren’t fascinated by astronomy you’re wrong.

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May 21st, 2013 at 11:34PM

frank-schlongbottom:

i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much

but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.

so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.

they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like

a page and a half

wtf guys

get your shit together

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